2016

NO BS REVIEW: Bite Beauty Agave Lip Mask

Bite Beauty Agave Lip Mask is $26 and one of the few things I have spent that much coin on that I find to be absolutely worth it so I figured I’d tell you guys about it.

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I have super dry skin and have trouble especially when I am speaking at conventions. I inevitably get stupid dry and it feels like my lips are falling off. I’ve tried Carmex which was smelly and didn’t work as well as this. I also tried an ass load of lip glosses and lip balms over the course of my life – all which didn’t work as well as this and most of them gave me that stupid white line buildup. That shit is the worst.

Bite Beauty Agave Lip Mask works better than anything else I’ve ever tried in my life, lasts a long time, and doesn’t really give me white line as readily as other lip balms. This is one of my convention bag must haves – indispensable when I don’t want to have to recheck how I look much.

Which is like every day. I’m a CEO, not a peacock.

I have not been able to find a cheaper product that works as well. When I had invisalign this was all I wore for that entire year because the original version is colorless and I didn’t have to worry about it smearing on my trays and looking stupid. Basically this thing solves my problem and has a very low risk of looking stupid. Win.

The only problem is that the packaging will look like this in about a week if you carry it in your bag with other items. Yes, I have had this one for a year plus, but it looked mostly like this after a week of being in my bag:

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You will also notice that I literally have almost used up the entire tube and will eventually. I am not a fan of collecting makeup – I am a fan of spending intelligently on shit that I will actually use.

I already bought a second one of these. It took me like a year or more to get to this point so the price isn’t terrible considering how long it lasts.

Only quibble is that I do think that for a makeup product that falls in the “hella coin” (AKA high end) category, the packaging could be nicer.

I don’t know if Bite Beauty’s other products are as good as this, but this one item kicks The Ass. It’s my favorite lip balm of all time. If you have chronic dry lips and want that to cease to be an issue for long periods of time without having to worry about white line you should definitely try this. Sephora gives free samples if you ask so you can try it out before you buy it.